Noobhammer!

The ongoing adventures of a group of new D&D players in their first game

Gozer the Gozerian

Giant Sloar
Gargantuan monstrosity (titan), chaotic evil

Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant sloar! Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a sloar that day, I can tell you!

―Vinz Clortho

The choice has been made! At over 90 feet long and weighing in excess of 100 tonnes, a full-grown giant sloar is one of the most feared Abyssal monstrosities known to exist. The sloar resembles a great eyeless worm or leech; its head is mostly mouth, with row upon row of yellow razor teeth each as long as a man, silhouetted in the red-orange glow of the flames in its belly. The sloar’s body is covered in thick scales the color of iron, but it moves with surprising quickness, and snatching up creatures and swallowing them whole to burn alive as they are digested, or lashing out with its massive tail.