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Kings of Uman

A dice game popular in the lower tiers of the city of Uman.

Kings of Uman is a dice bluffing game for two or more players in which the object is to lie your way to the top of social status in the great seven-tiered city of Uman. A full contest is called a City, and consists of series of short Games. In each Game, players secretly roll to learn what tier they belong on, and then take turns claiming any tier they like, trying to convince the others players that they really deserve it.

But the truth gets you nowhere. You’re lying, your opponents are lying, and everyone knows everyone else is lying, so how will you rise above? Will you expose the biggest liars and remove the competition? Make small moves and hope to go unnoticed? Or claim the 1st Tier and defy anyone to challenge your greatness? In Kings of Uman it’s not the biggest lie that wins, it’s the smartest.

Basic Rules

A City consists of 7 Games, each played in initiative order. Players begin on the 4th Tier and move up one tier for each game they win (called a RISE) and down a tier for each game they lose (called a DROP). If a player DROPS out of the 7th Tier, they are OUT, eliminated from the City. The player who survives the entire City and RISES highest is declared the King of Uman.


A full City of Kings of Uman requires the following:

  • A d8 or higher to use as the GAME DIE, to track the number of Games remaining in the City.
  • A d8 for each player; the CITY DIE.
  • A second d8 for each player; the KING DIE.
  • A third d8 for each player; the PEASANT DIE.
  • A d20 for each player to roll initiative.

Playing a Game

Game Setup

If this is the first Game in the City:

  1. Choose one player to manage the GAME DIE. Place it face up displaying the number 7.
  2. Each player places a CITY DIE in front of them, the number 4 face up.

On subsequent Games:

  1. Decrement the GAME DIE by one.
  2. Players retain their existing CITY DIE value; do not reset them.

Round 1

  1. Roll for initiative.
  2. Every player rolls the PEASANT DIE in secret, and notes its value. This represents the Tier of Uman the player actually deserves to live on.
  3. Players take turns following initiative order. On their turn each player must MOVE to a Tier from 1 to 7, 1 being the noblest and 7 being the most common. They place the KING DIE in front of them and turn it face up on the Tier they are claiming; they then say something like “Today’s my lucky day, fellas, I’m 3rd Tier!”

Subsequent Rounds

  1. On their turn a player may either MOVE again or HOLD. A player may declare a MOVE to any Tier, regardless of the current value of the KING DIE. To HOLD, the player declares the current value of their KING DIE is their final position. Once a player HOLDS they cannot MOVE again this Game.
  2. The Game continues in rounds of initiative order until all remaining players HOLD.
  3. The Game is Scored (see Scoring, below).
  4. If two or more players remain, a new Game begins.

End of the Games

Play continues until the GAME DIE reaches zero.

After the City is complete, the players with the lowest value on their CITY DIE have risen the highest in Umani society and are declared the Kings of Uman.

Play ends immediately if all players but one are OUT; the remaining player is the winner.


Once a player has MOVED at least once in a game, they may use their reaction to CHALLENGE another player’s MOVE. When a player is CHALLENGED, both they and the challenged player move immediately to scoring, and do not play the remainder of the Game.

During the first round, players must have moved before they can challenge another player.

A HOLD cannot be challenged.


At the end of a Game the winning player is the one who told the biggest lie without getting caught.

All players reveal their PEASANT DICE. The winner is the player for whom the value of the KING DIE is greater than that of their PEASANT DIE by the widest margin. For example, in this sample scoring Keen wins because although Sirlius claimed the best tier, Keen moved from 7th to 3rd Tier in one Game. Ties are permitted.

Player KING DIE PEASANT DIE Difference
Sirlius 1 4 3
Magnus 4 5 1
Keen 3 7 4

Each winning player RISES by decrementing their CITY DIE by one, representing their newly improved station in the city of Uman. All other players DROP, incrementing their CITY DIE by one. If a player’s CITY DIE ever reaches 8, they are OUT (eliminated from the City).

Players already on the 1st Tier who RISE keep their CITY DIE at one.

Scoring Challenges

In a challenge, the player who tells truth, or the smallest lie, wins.

If a player’s KING DIE is less than or equal to their PEASANT DIE they are telling the truth and they win the challenge automatically. Otherwise, the player who tells the smallest lie wins.

For example, if Magnus challenged Sirlius in the example below, Magnus would RISE and Sirlius would DROP.

Player KING DIE PEASANT DIE Difference
Sirlius 1 4 3
Magnus 4 5 1

Ties, including when both players are telling the truth, go to the challenged player.


The Mudslide 7s

Mudslide 7s is a popular variant in the poorest parts of the 7th Tier of Uman. It follows the basic rules, except the following:

  1. All players begin with the CITY DIE on 7.
  2. When the player’s CITY DIE is less than 7, a DROP returns them to the 7th Tier.
  3. There is no GAME DIE: play continues until there is only one player left.

Pashtum Bank

Pashtum Bank follows the basic rules, except the following:

  1. Players must ANTE on the start of each Game
  2. Players pay TAX on each MOVE. Tax is kept in a separate pot called the Bank.
  3. Challenges include a betting round (see Challenges, below)
  4. The pot is paid out to Game winners (see Scoring, below)


When a CHALLENGE occurs, the challenger must place a bet, for example declaring, “2 gold says you’re a liar and a cheat!” This money goes into the Challenge Pot. The challenged player must SEE the bet or DROP. If they SEE it they may also RAISE, saying for example, “I’ll see your 2 and 3 more says you’re a bigger liar than me!” This money is also added to the Challenge Pot. If either player cannot SEE the bet, they must DROP.

Betting continues until one player DROPS or the challenger CALLS; the challenge then completes in the normal way. The winning player receives the contents of the Challenge Pot.


When a Game ends the pot is split amongst the winning players, but the Bank carries over to the next Game. When the final Game of the City is complete, the Bank is split amongst the winners.

Casino Rules

Casino Rules follows the Pashtum Bank rules, except the following:

  1. The House CITY DIE starts on the 3rd Tier; players stay on the 4th
  2. The ANTE and TAX rates are set by the House.
  3. Ties go to the House.