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Myrndottir's Marvelous Menagerie

Myrndottir's Marvelous Menagerie
Item, Rare

A hand-made wood and brass statuette 4” in diameter and 12” tall, depicting a duck, riding a monkey, riding a pig. There is a switch on the back of the figurine with three positions, one for each animal. On the underside of the base is a small inscription reading “With gratitude, Muzzah Myrndottir.” When the monkey’s tail is cranked the internal clockwork animates the figures for one minute: the pig appears to walk in place, the monkey bangs tiny cymbals together, and the duck opens and closes its beak as if quacking.