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Residium Accelerator Pack

Residium Accelerator Pack

The Residium Accelerator Pack is a two-handed magical weapon designed to restrain free-roaming vapors, spooks, spectres and ghosts on the Material Plane. It consists of a steel wand embedded into a wooden battle-axe handle grip, with a residium crystal tip. The weapon is connected by means of thick leather braids to a heavy, square wooden plank 3ft on a side. The plank has shoulder straps affixed on one side; on the other it is enscribed a complicated arcane ritual circle consisting of various foci, crystals, copper tubing, mirrors, spheres, and arcane sigils hammered out of precious metals. At the center of the sigil is another sliver of residium. The crystal tip of the wand is wrapped in a cage of delicate platinum wiring which wraps the length of the wand and is woven into the leather braiding, connecting eventually to the arcane circuit board. A small switch on the grip activates the device, which emits a worrying hum.